It’s something I’d just as soon avoid, all that breaking news from Washington, but it’s the only thing on TV right now. Looks like we need a miracle to resolve the impasse I keep watching on the tube.
And I thought – they really need some Texas politics. After all, Texas is the home of political miracles.
Remember the time an entire South Texas graveyard got up and marched to the courthouse and voted for a future President? All using the same pen and writing in the same hand? Miraculous!
Or the year when the Amarillo Globe published a headline describing the Texas legislature: HALF THE LEGISLATURE ARE CROOKS! This headline caused so much consternation in Austin that a demand was made: Retract that statement!
Miraculously, a retraction was offered. The next day’s headline read: HALF THE LEGISLATURE ARE NOT CROOKS!
History does not record whether the legislature was mollified by that retraction.
Where is our Washington miracle? If I quit laughing I might start to weep.
No serious commentary, please; keep it light.
Dac Crossley
July 29, 2011
“There are few things in life more liberating than having your worst fear realized.” – Conan O’Brien